Why is it that the top two searches for the string “php rss” shows up as this:

If you take some time to actually look at Magpie RSS and LastRSS (which I didn’t… silly me), you’ll see that they haven’t been updated since 2005 and 2004, respectively. For some silly reason, I didn’t think about PHP actually having an xml_rss function built into it, and it was only after out of frustration at these libraries not doing what I wanted that I stumbled onto the third link, the IBM article.

This just points out the fact that I’m still living in PHP4 land. Hooray for PEAR.